Expectation vs. Reality (To Do List Edition)

Things I planned to do today: Get up early. Have coffee on my porch surrounded by the plants I planted this weekend. Write a blog post. Exercise. Buy a watering can. Pay the electric bill. Figure out what's the deal with my porch light. Write a bazillion pages. Mind map ideas about my "Brand" and…

Maytag Neptune Unleashes Kraken in Laundry Room. News at Eleven.

My day so far: Feed and take care of Business with my dog. Pour coffee, open news feed. Mom and her dog come downstairs. Feed and take care of Business w/both dogs. Warm up coffee, reopen sleeping news feed. Mom starts laundry. Ungodly noise from washer. Bang around on washer. Seems to still be working?…