Penny Dreadful and the Daily Dog Follies

I'm not saying my dog is smarter than me. Because that would be embarrassing.

Klutzy is much cuter in rom-coms.

Me yesterday: Me today:   I'm going to take all the aspirin and call y'all in the morning.

Cereal and the Single Girl

Back when I used to care about things like social media metrics and such, some aggregator of, I don't know, Twitter Divination, alerted me that "Your feed is influential on the topic of breakfast food." Good to know, I guess, considering that I'm a Serious Author.

My life is all comedy.

When you get a knot in the drawstring of your pajama pants.